No you di'int!

Interesting things I've done since my last post:

• Rediscovered the small plastic box containing all my baby teeth, once believed to be in the possesion of the Tooth Fairy.
• Had my car in the shop to undergo its seventh bearing replacement in five years.
  
• Spilled an entire bowl of tomato soup all down my front.
• Drove to a neighboring state for no reason other than to be able to say, "I've been in 2 states today."
• Wore a cowboy hat to Wal-Mart at 1:00 a.m. and said, "Howdy!" to every stocker in the store.

Okay, I made that last one up. But it's on my to-do list, I swear.